*crosses fingers*

New boy in the picture.

:-)

oh. em. gee.

The dog in the apartment above mine has been barking NON-STOP for about 3 hours straight now.

I am going to scream.

Hola.

So Carmen motivated me to remind everyone that I am in fact still alive.

So, yes, I am alive.

Today was the second day of school. It's actually going pretty well. I'm a little overwhelmed, but that is to be expected. I already heard a girl today say she didn't like me. Yes! That means I am doing my job. haha.

Well, I am really busy, but I'll be back soon!

yessss!!!!!

I GOT A TEACHING JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!

great.

My basement is semi-flooded, including my bedroom.

My desk has been relocated to the kitchen table for the time being, and I have to sleep in my room mate's room.

My BFF made plans and did not invite me.

Fuck it.

I'm getting a Steak'n'Shake milkshake and watching Flight of the Conchords all night.

omg.

First teaching job interview in an hour.

I.am.terrified.

Example of Why I Should Stop Drinking #2

Drunk texting with co-worker.
3:05 am

Ms. Cynic: Still up?
Co-worker: Always
MC: haha Allison is dragging me from the bar
CW: haha, what u do? :)
MC: Um shes taking me home?
CW: Thats no fun
MC: Um I cant drive
CW: Understandable, but if u could... :)
MC: Well i mean i legally shouldnt drive...
CW: *some kind of evil devil smiley face*
CW: I can drive just nowhere 2 go, just chilln after the keg
MC: ...?
CW: And that was me grinning evily 4 u driving "legally"
MC: being facetious (the best part is the word "facetious" is in my search bar for webster.com on my browser)
CW: 4 being drunk u use big wrds... :)
MC: I mean...sorry for having for having a large vocab...english teacher...
CW: Its coo u can use words with more than 2 sylables in a sentence and b cute
MC: I would hope so considering that means im not an idiot

Math was never my strong point.

+ The grade that I was worried about actually does count, so I will actually be graduating---my degree will be processed on Wednesday...yesss!!
+ For graduation, my mom is taking me to the Dominican Republic in July.
+ Today I applied for my first passport. I feel so worldly and sophisticated.
- My friend thinks she's pregnant.
+ It's Cinco de Mayo, and I of course will be partaking in celebration.
- He told me all he can be is my friend.
- One of my room mates is moving out right now (not, because of anything bad...she graduated is going home....it's just still sad).
+ I am wearing the cutest shirt right now.
+ I am listening to my newly made "100% Non-Hispanic Music Cinco de Mayo" Mix.
- I have to start applying for teaching jobs this week....blahhhh.
- I still haven't heard from the one school I have applied to...I realllllly want the job.
+ NO MORE HOMEWORK!
+ I can do whatever I want now, because I don't have to feel guilty for doing it instead of schoolwork.
- I am still behind on my rent.
+ Did I mention Coronas and margs??

no, thanks

Let the job search begin!

*groan*

bittersweet.

I am graduating from college today.